Long the subject of unbelievable photos, Denny's Beer Barrel Pub has been baffling competitive eaters for years by offering a week's worth of food in one sitting. Brad Sciullo took on the 20-pound burger and finished it in around four hours. The so-called 'Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser', at twenty pounds, is larger than a newborn baby, nearly every housecat, three gallons of water, is the unit of size for bags of concrete and ice-melters, and is only slightly smaller than my dick.

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