For Novelty Uses Only

They're 'for novelty purposes' for a reason: they're highly poisonous, thanks to Chinese production quality. Melamine, killer of dogs and babies, is now killing another natural resource: perverts. Those sexy flavored body cremes, made by the cheapest bidder, are showing up with dearly melamine inside. Well, nobody has actually died, and the levels are quite low, but it still goes to show that, no matter what it's flavored, Chinese things don't do in the mouth.

You might also like:
Today Show Nude!
Kid Turns In Forgery Mom
Hurricane Babies!
25 Things About Sex
Porn: Not Bad!

blog comments powered by Disqus