Careful Where You Stick It

It's a recurring warning, but for God's sakes, don't stick your dick into anything that doesn't stretch, such as a 1" x 1" chunk of 1/4" steel pipe, or else some lucky fireman will have to cut it off you. The 73-year-old guy with the homemade jewelry first hoped they'd come along with the ring-cutter, but the 'ring' he had on wasn't exactly 14-karat gold. They needed some super-powered tools, a hand-held 'whizzer' saw designed for cutting through automobile parts. After careful manipulation, they guy was free, and set loose to keep sticking his dick places where it doesn't belong.

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