Look At The Teats On Her!

Co Cavan Ireland has been spectacle to many a strange thing, but nothing offends the sensibilities more than a cow beauty contest. It's even done like a human beauty contest, with hair extensions, makeup, and doting male owners. I even heard something about the winner vomiting up after her meal, but then I read that cows were supposed to do that (go figure). I saw the contestant list, and choosing the winner is 100% political -- here's my pick for the sexiest cow in the world:

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