Bits 'n' Pieces!

What do you get when you pit a feminist against a porn star? You get Ron Jeremy and Susan Cole, discussing what, exactly, is wrong with porn. The article is lacking in details, but you might want to watch the events calendar -- they've debated like this before, and sound like they will again. It sounds well worth the time to go see what they have to say. Or, if you've got a venue, their producer can set you up with a date.

Long before you could unlock pixelporn in GTA, there was the import version of Golgo 13 for the NES -- complete with pixelly boobie goodness.

Neglecting doctor warnings of what might happen if their erection lasts longer than 3 hours, microscopic creatures from the dino age have been stuck in sexual congress for 65 million years. What's worse than getting laid, dying suddenly, then having your evolutionary decendents look at your corpse stuck in the act? Not much, in my opinion.

Conservatives believe a cervical-cancer immunization will encourage promiscuity among teens. If you'd believe the statistics that conservatives have already shown us, teens are already recklessly promiscuous -- even with the cancer risk -- but they'd rather you forget that. They'd also have you believe that the one and only reason teens refuse sex is to avoid catching cervical cancer -- but how many teens even know that they can catch cervical cancer via sex? Far more than conservatives would like, seeing that sort of information is usually taught in the pesky sex-ed classes that, too, piss off conservatives. Either it's ignorance, or they'd prefer the already-promiscuous unimmunized teens keep the virus in circulation, so they can pass it on to the unimmunized, uninsured poor as they grow up. Conscious conspiracy aside, that's what is likely to happen. On the other hand, I'd like to believe the general public can see through these logical falsehoods...but the general public actually voted for these government officials.

That bastard-stepchild state, North Dakota, has rejected the Thunder From Down Under. The male revue, looking akin to Chippendales on their website, was prevented from performing based on a petition signed by Jamestown pastors accusing it of being merely a "strip show." So much for that pesky church-state separation that normally should preclude government decisions being based on religious ideals, and kudos to the clergy for acknowledging that women have lews sexual desires that can be satisfied by undulating, sweaty men. I suppose other Dakota towns, willing to pick up the now-unused Nov. 3 date, can contact Mars Talent Agency for bookings.

The Sex.Com fugitive has been captured. He was ordered to return the domain to it's rightful owner years ago, and has been hiding out in Tijuana since then. Mexican authorities have turned him over to US Marshalls to be tried for contempt of court. The king of domain theft & squatting finally will get what he deserves.

Twenty-something women want sex daily -- but only 1/8th actually get it. What's wrong with you, men? And that's out of women of whom 70% say they're in a monogamous relationship. The odds are in your favor, guys, so stop saying the gal is the reason you're not getting laid.

Speaking to the Book Standard, Porn starlet Savanna Samson, who is not the author of the erotica book bearing her name, comments on why erotica is still viable: I think with porn, we tend to get jaded. [But with a book], youâ


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