Madison Gets Foamy

There's so many suds, I'm afraid Madison is going to get lost in there. I think she needs a guide, someone to hold her hand, pull her close if anything gets dangerous:




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Non-Bar Girlie Markets

Want to meet a gal, but aren't a big enough of a souse to do it in a bar? Asylum magazine has the answers for you. Least likely: Nail salon. If there's anything that commercials for The Mentalist have taught me, it's that toenail care equals the gay.

Pentax K2000

Pentax has a new K-model camera out: the K2000. If you're like me, you've got a K1000 collecting dust in the closet because it's not digital and you wish it was because you've got a bunch of kick-ass lenses. The K2000 is a good replacement for your old film camera, because it has a K-mount base, meaning those lenses from the seventies will fit the new digital camera. The istD was the precursor, which also had a K-mount body, but the K2000 is a definite upgrade in technology and resolution. Stupid drawback: the K2000 has the same small sensor as the istD, which means your lens focal length is messed up. When other high-end cameras are going to full-size sensors, why wouldn't Pentax do it? It's a small change to give a camer! a a high-end flavor.

Katy Perry In Doll Form

If you have kissed a girl and you liked it, you could buy yourself a Katy Perry Realdoll and replay the event in your mind over and over and over. Blackbook tried to get one, but were turned down, so all they can do it go with the Barbie-sized Katy Perry doll. Sure, you can't fuck it, but I'm sure you can pose it to hug your penis, and isn't that all men really want, a tiny, tiny woman to hug your penis?

Palin Porn Star Wanted

A Craigslist post was looking for a very specific porn star: she must be a Sarah Palin lookalike. Geeks are really, really hoping the only applicant is Tina Fey. In fact, I'll bet a Tina Fey lookalike pornstar would be one of the most valuable properties in all of porndom. Palin herself has a career to fall back on if she doesn't get elected: Hef wants her to pose. Maybe Palin could be the Tina Fey lookalike porn star - it all fits together!

Glamour Shots

I can imagine working at Glamour Shots can get pretty boring, spending your days prettying-up non-models:

But HOLY HELL, once in a while some lady makes it the GREATEST JOB IN THE FUCKING WORLD:




(just kidding - most Glamour Shots photographers work in porn already, so a pair of tits is no surprise.)

Chantelle spends about half her time undressing (it must be very complex), but once she starts to relax in the tub, warm suds slipping across her sweet breasts, stressful memories of the difficult degarmenting just slip away:

Sexy Robbers Stop Bike

Out for a bike ride, a Florida man got a sexy surprise: robbery by a gang of women with nothing but suspender straps to cover their nipples. It sounds like he just barely escaped the horrorshow ultra-violence, because the Warriors had just barely made it home.

Ladies' Night OK!

Ladies' nights are not discriminatory against men, according to a New York judge who tossed out the case of a man who believes men, as a whole, are being discriminated by being provided a place where hot, single women can get drunk for cheap. Such a horrible, horrible place for men to be; too bad, the law has declared the status quo will remain, because (and the court acknowledges this), "male customers actually might benefit from ladies' nights because so many women attend." God bless America and her sexist bars!

Kristy and Brittany In The Bath

We saw just their breasts a couple weeks ago, which was kinda unfair, so here's the rest of Brittany and Kristy -- different photos, different bathtime, same hot, soapy tits. Nothing to complain about there!

Stanford: Get Laid

If you want to get laid, go find the sleaziest college you can. If you want to get laid safely and without your dick falling off, Stanford is the place to go. The college's support of the student body by making prophylactics, contraception, and STD testing more accessible than their counterparts, means you might have less risky sex if you track down one of those nerdy Stanford gals.

Horny Goat Weed

For those of you who don't have as amazing a penis as I have, you might need a little help. The newest snake-oil is called "horny goat weed", because all three of those words are exactly what a guy wants to associate with his dick. Me, I got my "horny goat weed"...in my pants!

Redhead = Orangutan!

Down in Australia, 'ranga' is, apparently, a derrogatory term for redheads (thanks to, what else, comedy TV), so people were obviously offended when a local zoo offered free admission for 'rangas', meaning redheads get in for free. Oh, how the redheads are abused, being compared to a common ape. Don't people realize that redheads are the sexiest form of life ever?! How insulting to God's greatest creature.